The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“A mysterious flag erases James's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- James gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
73%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
James's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.