The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- James gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
James drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.