The Snap Count Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“The broadcast shows James on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- James will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
James, James, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.