The Hamstring Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- Ref: "Number James, that's a flag." James: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- James gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
73%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make James's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.