The Garbage-Time Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases James's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
James drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.