The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- James loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
80%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
James, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.