The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“Coach says James is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases James's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
James scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.