The Stuffed Run Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over James's stadium. Only over James.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- James tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
James, James, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.