The Committee Backfield Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- James breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
76%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
James, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.