The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- James is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
James, James, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.