The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- James finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
James's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.