The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number James, that's a flag." James: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
James, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.