The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“A mysterious flag erases James's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take James's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.