The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
89%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
James's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.