The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- James is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
James drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.