The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- James is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
86%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
James drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.