The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The team goes up 21 early and James gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
77%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
James, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.