The Stuffed Run Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- James is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
81%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take James's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.