The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over James's stadium. Only over James.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make James's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.