The Phantom Flag Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- James runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
85%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
James, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.