The Butter-Finger Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Tyson gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
78%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tyson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.