The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Tyson's stadium. Only over Tyson.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Tyson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
78%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Tyson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.