The Late Scratch Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“The broadcast shows Tyson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Tyson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tyson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.