The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Tyson's stadium. Only over Tyson.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Tyson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
79%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tyson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.