The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Rookie Tyson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Tyson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
73%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Tyson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.