The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Tyson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tyson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.