The Late Scratch Hex of Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson · NO · WR
“Tyson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tyson's week
- Tyson gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Tyson gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
87%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tyson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordyn Tyson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordyn Tyson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordyn Tyson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.