The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Manjack IV's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Manjack IV drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Manjack IV's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.