The Hamstring Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Manjack IV was due a breakout.
- Manjack IV tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Manjack IV, Manjack IV, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.