The Phantom Holding Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Manjack IV drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
90%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Manjack IV, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.