The Inch-Short Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Manjack IV's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Manjack IV, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.