The Phantom Holding Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Manjack IV will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Manjack IV, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.