The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Manjack IV is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Manjack IV scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.