The Phantom Holding Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Manjack IV does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Manjack IV scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.