The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Manjack IV gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
91%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Manjack IV drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.