The Hamstring Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Manjack IV's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.