The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Manjack IV scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Manjack IV drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.