The Hamstring Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Manjack IV was due a breakout.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Manjack IV gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
90%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Manjack IV's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.