The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
84%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Manjack IV drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.