The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Manjack IV is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Manjack IV, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.