The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The QB looks at Manjack IV exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
83%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Manjack IV scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.