The Hamstring Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Manjack IV finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Manjack IV's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.