The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Manjack IV drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.