The Shadow Coverage Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Manjack IV is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Manjack IV, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.