The Dropped Pass Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Manjack IV is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Manjack IV's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.