The Inch-Short Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Manjack IV gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
90%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Manjack IV drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.