The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Manjack IV's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.