The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Manjack IV was due a breakout.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Manjack IV gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
86%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Manjack IV, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.