The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Manjack IV tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
77%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Manjack IV scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.