The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Manjack IV, Manjack IV, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.